i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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