Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. Iām in.
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