turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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