Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have post one night stand depression
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