so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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