whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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