So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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