Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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