plz talk dirty to me
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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