I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
