Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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