I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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