considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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