Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
