Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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