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  • Where are your nuckin manners, locks wouldn't be needed if you knocked before entering, especially if you heard running water (and possibly moaning) on the other side of the door. Also, the word is spelled masturbate... use spell check or get a nuckin dictionary.

    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Sep 26, 13 at 12:08pm
    • I hope your mom got raped by a Nuckin N@ gger you f ucking flop grammar troll f@ggot

      Submitted by ck24 on Sep 26, 13 at 11:45pm
  • I remember wondering why the ceiling over the shower was always\nSoaked, then it hit me, my sister was always soo relaxed after a long\nShower.

    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 26, 13 at 7:24pm
  • Thanks, mom.

    Submitted by MILF68 on Sep 26, 13 at 8:07pm
  • Hah! Love this :)

    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Oct 1, 13 at 3:07am
  • Squeaky clean

    Submitted by fearnot on Sep 26, 13 at 11:15pm
  • Sorry mom!

    Submitted by trayvondidit on Sep 29, 13 at 3:31pm
  • That still won't rid you of your stds!

    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Sep 28, 13 at 2:37pm
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