I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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