yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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