isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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