But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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