you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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