why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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