I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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