Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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