We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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