Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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