I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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