nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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