i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I forgot how hot balto sounded
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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