Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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