So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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