love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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