so that wasnt chicken after all
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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