I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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