RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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