Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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