can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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