Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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