Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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