he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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