Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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