as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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