i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
