She said her name was "party"
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Randomize
