she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
3 2 1 whiskey
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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