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  I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?

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• Then call Will Smith

  Submitted by BigGinger on Nov 24, 12 at 8:33pm

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  • WELCOME TO URF!!

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 25, 12 at 10:46am

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• Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 24, 12 at 9:49pm

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• Did she probe your butt?

  Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Nov 24, 12 at 7:32pm

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• Damn phone. I bet everyone has a friend like this.

  Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 25, 12 at 9:34am

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• I bet eberyi

  Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 25, 12 at 9:31am

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• We all had friends like this. Karma and natural selection takes care of most. For the rest, there is Smith

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 25, 12 at 10:40pm

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• Everybody knows someone like this. Show them the door after you're through having using them as a cum receptacle. Give them the same shit as they give everyone else.

  Submitted by lickthat on Nov 25, 12 at 1:30pm

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• This is my favorite thing

  Submitted by truthpluslies on Nov 25, 12 at 5:51am

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• Omg! I had a friend like this once. I crossed her off the friend list when she tried to come btw. Me and my\nEx.

  Submitted by jprincess on Nov 24, 12 at 9:58pm

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  • cool story. tell it again.

    Submitted by nkl602 on Nov 25, 12 at 7:41am

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• I think I dated that chick

  Submitted by nilesf1 on Oct 4, 13 at 9:50pm

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