awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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