You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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