I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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