Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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