I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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