I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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