Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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